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off my dick

When somebody all up in your business, just say "Off my dick!" Or when somebody's hating on you.
Girl: Eww, what you got on ?
Boy: Off my dick! Damn.
by bvtch_iball November 14, 2013
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get your hand off your dick

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.
Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.
by mac-attk October 15, 2009
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Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"
Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.
by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022
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Off your dick

Crazy, extremely funny or eccentric. Someone showing extreme personality, quirkiness or slight retardation
Two friends are walking on the beach, they both walk past a monstrosity of a woman, her folds are beginning to rash and swelter in the heat, and her face is similar to a bull dog chewing on a wasp. One friend says to the other
"Bro, I haven't been laid in so long, I'd prob hit that"
The other friend turns to his counterpart, reels back slightly as he takes in what he has just heard says

"Farrrrrrk, your off your dick, that thing was like Jabba the Hut having a greasy pizza party in a sauna, Yuk"
by KroneTittle August 20, 2014
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off the dick

A word that can mean something great, or horrible. Ususlaly pertaining to something sexual.
Moody's Vagina IS OFF THE DICK!

Madden 08} IS OFF THE DICK!
by The Moodster January 8, 2008
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no sweat off my dick

-used to describe activities unrelated to strenuous dick motion.
dude 1: "yo thanks for them world notes brah"

dude 2: "no sweat off my dick brosiph"
by d-wall March 4, 2009
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get off the dick

An expression used (mostly by males) to stop someone from getting uncomfortably close to them.
Friend: *walks closely beside you*
Person: Man, get off the dick!
by exoticpanda32 July 26, 2014
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