by Yvng pizza October 11, 2020
When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.
My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.
by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016
cheese wiz put on penis after porno party and not washed off. If used as a prank, put on peice of toast and give to friend and say its cheese toast OR semen left on penis after masturbating or sex and not washed off
Hey dude, i have some toast for you, it's cheese toast....mmmmmm! OR ewwww honey, wash that dick cheese off!!
by galen p December 07, 2007
A collection of nasty nut sweat dead skin and old cum and solidifies into a cream in Wichita nasty hoe ate in a porno
by Dicky'em on down March 25, 2019
by jloedistsew March 22, 2010
by Purpledicklover April 13, 2017
A phrase commonly used to describe wankers in their early 20s to mid 40s who just don't give a fuck.
by Jon-E-Boi August 02, 2006