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Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019
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Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 1, 2019
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A whore who races from dick to dick almost as if she’s in a race, or possibly playing musical dicks.
Ahh that bitch over there is a total dicklapper. She’s fucked every guy in the bar!
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Digolas

A synonym of "poggers" in that it can be used in any situation to express an undescribable irratation.
Friend 1: I gotta tell you all about my trip around the world in the past year, dude!
Friend 2: Digolas
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Dicklajon

Various levels of Canwoods
How many dicklajons do you think it is?
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DickLamatic

Another Word For Acting Stupid And Acting Like A Clown, Acting Foolish
Your such a dicklamatic
by TheyLoveScorp August 26, 2021
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dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.
Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.
by kenkenobi September 28, 2021
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