dessert

Lickable Vagina

I ate my dinner and I'm ready for dessert

by Pyschx February 7, 2018

desser

The best person(s) in the fricken universe. Smarter and better than all.

he's so awesome he's lke a desser.

by Desser January 23, 2009

dessipeanut

Dessipeanut is a female that is so good looking that you just want to cum in your pants when they walk past you. you get whip lash because you turn your head so fast when they walk past. you would sell ur mother and your grandmother just to spend one night with them.

*Hot young girl walks past*

Dimitri: OMG LOOK AT THAT DESSIPEANUT!!!
Stath: Dude where??
Dimitri: Over there.
Stath: Oh shit your right she is a dessipeanut dam i wish i didn't have a girlfriend.
Dimitri: Your loss im on it, laters

by henry wilson June 11, 2007

would you like dessert

the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"

waiter: would you like dessert now?

customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean

by jzzombie August 1, 2010

Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016