Desmond

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by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

Desmond

Desmonds are always an charmer, more noticeable for their excessive ass hair. They are often hard-lovers, but once you get to their heart, you'll never want to let go. Desmonds are the sexiest creatures on this Earth. Regardless of being Ceaser's son. "Desmond" or "Monkeyyy" are the best option for girls.

Him: WOAH! I see an aggressive monkey
Her: Oh don't worry that's just a desmond

by Chef Choppa April 17, 2019

desmond

black of the blackest the night sky head ass

desmond stank like a bitch

by babyyyy May 25, 2019

Desmond

Has been rejected 10 times by girls. Short, black and pretty funny. Divorced parents and is pretty smart. In a private school and tries to fit in. Caiden is his best friend and accepts him when no one else does.

Wow Desmond, rejected again!

by FaKe_Desi June 3, 2019

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond

A FAT FUCKING N****R THAT SMELLS AND IS FUCKING FAT

That guy is suuuuuch a desmond.

by pussylover November 11, 2020

Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

by MarioManz February 19, 2020