Desmond

you already know ;)

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by Thatoneuberlësbīangirl November 8, 2019

desmond bollocks

the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.

man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit

by zleed May 6, 2021

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Desmond

desmond is the type of guy to always have your back, he is very loyal, DELUSIONAL, and very good friend🔐🔐. Desmond does not play about his man again he is delusional and if he see you with his man he dont play that sh*t. His body is tea and he is real thick 😍😍😍 dont play. He also knows all the drama and ☕️☕️.

Damnn whos desmond he real thick 😍😍😍

dont mess with desmond he will beat cho ass 😂😂.

Is that desmond delusional over That boy again..!!

by thatbitch38928793 November 20, 2023

Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.

Desmond tutu-ing

by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022

Desmond

A noob

You are a Desmond

by Crazy cracker 279 November 2, 2021

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022