MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! !

HAEHAHEAHEEAHHAEAHAEAHAEA ! ! ! !
I AM T O T A L L Y P E R FECT L L Y FINE @_@

MY MENTAL HEALTH IS GREATLY DEPLETING ! ! ! SOMEONE HELP IM GONNA DIE ALONE AND AFRAID

by fruity_bxtch April 27, 2022

Derped

Derped (v.) To derp or have the action of derp be used upon you.

Shannon really derped when she fell face first on her skateboard.

Michael was derped when Christina tried to explain quantum physics to him.

by Kesareya August 10, 2010

dergle

zachary rousslang. and tori.

They are dergles.

by baconator!!!! November 14, 2010

derpes

A contagious form of right-wing rhetoric. An intellectual disease infecting the Republican Party.

After the GOP debates, every one of the candidates has been infected with derpes.

by D. J. M. November 13, 2011

Derpies

A highly contagious disease originating from John Lane.
This disease is spread through acts of sheer stupidity, and there is no known cure.

Dammit, John touched me funny style and now I have da derpies

by RamstainAU September 26, 2010

Derpie

It's like a selfie but for derps or moments of derpness.

I look like a derp in my selfie. #derpie

by Lopaka May 3, 2014

derper

a person who cums too early; or someone who fucks it up, can be used in many different scenarios. refer to example

"Man I really derped that exam"
"He's terrible in bed, such a derper"
or just plain "you fuckin derper!"

by harry couter February 25, 2009