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CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency) 

A mans who constantly need a female to sustain himself through life
homeboy 1: Hey you heard Travis linked up with another girl last week?
homeboy 2: For real!? mans just got out of a recent ting
homeboy 1: fr I think he has CBD (Chronic Bitch Dependency)

Dependapotamus

Dependapotamus are generally found in the domesticated areas of military bases. Contrary to believe, not all dependopatomi are overweight. The term has become a general description for a military dependent. It is a funny, joking term used to discribe spouse that is completely reliant on their military member. You can normally catch a dependapotamus at a Starbucks, yoga, or eating sushi with their dependasquad. Dependapotamus come in all shapes and sizes and are very territorial of their military spouses. Watch out, they bite ;)
My friends wife/husband (yes they exist ) is a dependapotamus. She/he shops, yogas, and doesn’t have a job but claims the rank and status of the military member.
Dependapotamus by AERDROW November 14, 2019

emoticon dependency 

A condition brought about by the excessive use of AIM and the inability to construct a coherant sentence.
That Harry is emoticon dependant. His last post contained 47 emoticons and 3 words.
emoticon dependency by Squidly December 17, 2004

dick-dependent 

Women/girls/chicks who absolutely must have a man in their lives at all times, regardless of how much of a loser said man is. Often times, the chicks who suffer from this can be seen going from one pathetic loser relationship to the next, almost as if they crave the chaos they are bringing into their lives (because their man cheats on them, beats them, steals from them, uses them, ect, ect)...but none of that matters...because they have to have a man, any man, at any cost, in their lives. As if they need a "D" to suckle at night for their own security purposes.
"Suzy is so dick-dependent she makes me sick." -or-
"That chick is dick-dependent...you can treat her anyway you want, don't worry about it!"

Dependabuddy 

Dependable + buddy.
A word to describe that one friend who is always there for you; Your most trustworthy friend who will always have your back in a crisis.
Wow, I forgot my lunch AGAIN but my friend brought an extra sandwich for me — she's such a dependabuddy
Dependabuddy by Shlkp February 22, 2018

hater dependency syndrome 

a) When you like someone because they hate you

b) trying to change the mind of someone who hates you by kissing ass
im going to pretend i hate that boy that i like so he gets hater dependency syndrome