delayed laugh

when you’re super toked and someone says something and it takes greater than or equal to 20 seconds to react and laugh at what they said

is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

Delayedest

It’s when u are delayed but you are the delayedest outta everyone

We are all delayed I’m just the delayedest outta the delayers

by Lovebunny21 June 29, 2019

Delayed Gratif*ckation

A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).

Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.

by beard_lover March 31, 2020

delayed smoke

When someone says they want smoke but just keep postponing it until the beef goes away

That nigga Zach pussy he’s all about that delayed smoke, he won't even post up

by Yuioxxxll May 21, 2020

Debated

When trying to answer a question or make a point, but then bring talked over or interrupted continously by other party.

I was trying to answer the questioned asked, but I was debated by the ignored ass wipe everytime I tried to speak.

by DWRmeat September 30, 2020

Debated

When one cannot answer any questions asked because the other party is to afraid of the correct answer.

I was debated by the ignorant ass wipe when I tried to answer the question. He kept interrupting me every time.

by DWRmeat September 30, 2020