Deck

A word used over work email for penis. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying penis/dick/cock/etc over work monitored email.

Often used in conjunction with "kitchen" (4396317).

Kitchen - A word used over work email for an attractive females ass. Basically a cover up to let you get away with saying fine ass butt over work monitored email.
"Yo I'd like to put it in the kitchen of the girl in the cubicle next to me."

I bet the girl at the front desk wants my deck.

by Wolverine Jorts November 28, 2009

Deck

Also known as Dick, Deck has become a popular word for the young people. Deck is also said by Kelley from Shoes. Very funny.

Gah! I hate that deck! He's always being so mean & emotional!

by Loobas Johanson June 20, 2008

deck

a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.

>>shut up deck <<
>>deck<<

by john p. crispens February 8, 2008

deck

to fall, get beaten up, to get hit so hard you fall

when she went to hit the ball she fell and decked herself
i got into a fight the other day and i totally decked the other guy

by kinkyboots September 2, 2006

deck

Programmable electronic instrument, such as a drum machine, sampler, or sequencer.

TR-909, MC-303, SR-16, DR-3

by The Big Tim September 2, 2005

deck

a key word for most Hipsters, similar in meaning to the antiquated fresh. To be deck is to be up on the latest trends, cutting edge, and/or hip.

"That tassel we met at the gallery opening sure looked deck in her cowboy boots."

" Have you checked out the new Jonathan Lethem book? It's deck."

by Connor Sheehan April 28, 2005

deck

a word that difines somthing much MUCH worse than dick or ass it is a powerfull phrase used by kelly and can unleash tottal distruction on somones self-esteem.

>>shut up deck <<
>>deck<<

by john p. crispens February 8, 2008