DD

Drunk dial - to call someone by (cell)phone due to an advanced state of drunkennes.

Last night I was totally shitfaced, so I DD'd my ex'n asked her back, that bitch.

by Johnny Woflram July 17, 2003

DDS

Stands for Deep Dick Syndrome, occurs when you get the D too deep and achieve a belly ache

Girlll you can you pick me up some pepto, Jamal gave me that DDS last night

by ladygislife June 21, 2014

DD

Developmentally Disabled. If you did/say something so retarded

This kid is so DD.

by xyourmomx November 27, 2019

dds

Don't dick suck

"Aye this my girl dds"

by AthenaXTitan February 8, 2020

DDS

Double Dick Suprise

Hey mom, I heard you got a DDS last night

by BellyButtonBob666 April 18, 2021

DDS

Difficulty Detecting Sarcasm.
A serious medical condition that makes it hard for diagnosed person to detect sarcasm.

1: "school was so boring today. I zoned out in class."
2: "it's not like you need to learn or anything".
1: "I kind of do. It's important."
2: " oh sorry I frogot you have DDS"

by KT Hir June 23, 2019

DD

Dwarf Dick

hey did u see colin today, he has a dd

by big al ur pal October 19, 2019