Phrase describing an excessive buildup of unused semen over time, jokingly said to have hardened into a form resembling a dart.
The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.
The term was coined by the late, great comedian Bill Hicks.
by kevin j.k. March 26, 2007
Get the wax dartmug. An out-doors game that incorporates the skill of horse-shoes with the thrill of terminal head injury.
"I was about to learn that you should never be on the receiving end in a game of 'catch the lawn darts'...."
by Carl J. Maltese November 1, 2007
Get the lawn dartsmug. A phrase meaning that something or someone is really great. Taken from the popular UK Sunday tea-time Darts based quiz show from the 80's, Bullseye.
by Scott Ramsay April 8, 2006
Get the Top Dartsmug. 1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).
by Fotofly November 28, 2010
Get the Benadryl Dartmug. is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
Get the shart and dartmug. A game for kids in school or any place that has enough pens/pencils and ceiling tile that can absorb strong throws from the said pens/pencils. There isn't necessarilly a target other than the ceiling, so it's based on the number of throws you can get to stick in the tiles. However, a certain tile or series of tiles can be selected to qualify or not qualify.
Steve: fucking hell I got detention today.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
Josh: me too, so we can play ceiling darts! I got art class next so I can steal enough pencils to get a badass game going.
Steve: you must not have the Internet on your phone.
Josh: I actually don't have a phone.
by Shareeb4Prez May 2, 2014
Get the ceiling dartsmug. A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.
DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"
DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"
SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"
by Zafire June 21, 2004
Get the Chrome Dartmug.