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Danish land mine

Also known as LEGO bricks, tbey are non explosive but can still cause extraordinary pain and suffering
Person: Watch out a Danish land mine!
Person 2: wha? ARGH FUCK
by DragonDan March 23, 2019
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Poon Danish

That morning pussy. Poon danish is enjoyed most when you roll over and wake her up by eating that pussy good before anything else. Breakfast of champions.
I was late too work. Stopped off for a poon danish.

There’s donuts in the break room this morning. No thanks. I’m full. Had a poon danish before work.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.
Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.
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Dildo Dannis

A pussy who pulls out of fights after talking so much shit beforehand. Talks the talk but can never walk the walk.
“Dildo (hehe)! Dildo. Go Fuck Yourself. Go Fuck. Your. Self! Fuck YOURSELF! YOU ARE POINTLESS STAIN ON THIS EARTH! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK. YOURSELF! GET FUCKED! YOU TWAT! YOU DICKHEAD! EVERYONE NOW KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! BITCH MATE!! YOUR A BITCH! AND YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY EVER AGAIN! NOW GO AND FUCK OFF!” -KSI to Dildo Dannis after pulling out of their fight.
by S/he’s just a friend August 18, 2023
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Danisnotonfire

Danisnotonfire is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy
by Phanoutboyatthedisco May 22, 2016
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danish curlers

a female's breasts that peak at the nipple (like the Matterhorn) and protrude outward like a ducks' stance, while remaining a fair distance apart from one another. Distance between each breast varies from 4-6 inches. However, in extreme cases, each breast can appear to be it's own entity, as if they're trying to run away from eachother. Bra required in order to give off the appearance of a normal chest.
CB, who also got a gnarly ass tat the other day, has quite a vivacious set of danish curlers.

"Dog, that slampiece's danish curlers are extra sloppy. Minimum 8 inches separation bro... Whoa"

"That bitch got some fujatitties (few-juh-tit-ees)"
by PHAMWITATATONDATAZZ August 16, 2009
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Danish

The citizens and language of Denmark. Often used synonymous with "hot", "awesome" or just "genious".
1. So, is he hot?
-He is Danish.
-Oh, I see, nice going girl!

2. Is it genious or just very clever?
-Its Danish.
-OH, wow..I wish I was Danish too.
by bookworm2000 June 2, 2008
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