dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

When someone who is really short and dumb and ugly is also dogshit at everything they do.

steven jacob cortez is such a dumb bitch ass dogshit midget

by jacob1738 January 14, 2021

diggy diggy dogshit

A different way to say “diggy diggy diamond” a popular gameish thing where you decide who is out or not

Kid 1: let’s play manhunt!
Kid 2: okay let’s do diggy diggy dogshit

Kid 1: okay, diggy diggy dogshit step right in, diggy diggy dogshit step right out.

Kid 3: yipee I’m not seeking

by bobthecorncob69 April 24, 2023

Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".

"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."

by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021

I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised

“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”

by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Dog Shit Taco

A very unpleasant event, thing, object, or person. Evoking feelings of loathing, and or true awfulness. UNSAT! (Unsatisfactory)

You can't make it to the big party??!?!?
That's a Dog Shit Taco!

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

dog shit tinge

When you have just bought a frozen coke or a slurpee, and are waiting in line to pay, but it's taking a while. The top of your coke appears to be getting whiter. This is dog shit tinge.

Person #1: Ugh, excuse me can I go ahead of you in line?

Person #2: Um sorry no?...oh wait you're getting dog shit tinge mate. Go ahead!

Person #1: Thanks cob.

by killerninja March 17, 2009