licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.

I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

by jiminton December 26, 2005

Swear on the dog's life

A phrase used to easily coerce a confession from a guilty child.

"Timmy, did you break the vase?"
"No."
"Do you swear on the dog's life?"
"I broke the vase."

by GoYouOneMore November 29, 2012

Throbbing like a sick dog's ass

self inflicted significant pain

I wrecked my motorcycle and now my foot is "throbbing like a sick dog's ass"

by Deener Dangle Dongle May 16, 2022

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

thicker than hair on a dog's back

Dogs have so much hair that they have to shed it a couple of times a year.

Traffic in Atlanta is thicker than hair on a dog's back during rush hour.

by Deborah Lee June 11, 2006

making out with a dog's ass

just another accepted form of marriage in San Francisco

what a disgusting fucked up place California is...

by ewww August 12, 2004