Dirty Sanchez

When a guy has anal sex with a girl then she gives him head and a shit mustache is left on her upper lip.

Yo, Dan gave Hannah a dirty sanchez last nite and now she has a rash on her lip!

by Jason664 September 15, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

A respected dentist who lived in a wealthy suburb of Cincinnati and attended his local Methodist church every Sunday, the author of the book "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex," originally found sex surprisingly boring and unfulfilling. And it wasn't just the Ohio women. He often described his sex life as "cumming without really orgasming." Then one day he tried something different and experienced an intensely pleasurable orgasm--he had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe. As he informed others of his amazing discovery, he became known to sex experts everywhere as "Dirty Sanchez." But this first patented move was only the beginning. "Dirty Sanchez" gave up dentistry and now dedicates himself full-time to discovering exciting new eye-popping, heart stopping sexual positions.

Dirty Sanchez had drawn the handlebars that would soon spread to faces around the globe.

by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

When you're humping a girl in the butt & you pull it out & wipe it across her nose.

He gave me a dirty Sanchez & I puked.

by sk8princess44 October 22, 2017

dirty sanchez

I. The man and woman (or man and man) engage in anal sex
II. The male continues by inserting his throbbing cock into the male/females mouth, hense leaving fecal matter in and around her/his mouth
III. Finally, they share a romantic kiss spreading the fecal matter from one partners mouth to the others

1. My girlfriend loves to eat shit so I gave her a dirty sanchez

by LuckyCharmss August 29, 2005

Dirty Sanchez

When you have anal sex with someone and shit gets on your dick as usual, but after that, you smear the shit on their lip, producing a moustache.

I gave Mike a Dirty Sanchez last night.

by Cummy worm August 18, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

A "Dirty Sanchez" is when you insert your FINGER into a woman's/man ass then draw a mustache on that person's upper lip.

Gave her a sweet looking Dirty Sanchez last night.

by dj624 August 17, 2016

Dirty Sanchez

A Term to mock or make fun of New York Jet Quarterback Mark Sanchez... Should be used whenever he has or has been having a bad game or whenever he commits a turnover(Interception, Fumbles etc..)

Note: Can Be Used to Make Fun Of The Jets Also

Sports Announcer: Mark Sanchez Is having a horrible 2nd half

Jet Fan, Dirty Sanchez

Football Fan, Haha Dirty Sanchez

by Tarif 91 January 9, 2011