diet/trash

A term used to describe the cosmopolitan homosexual who lives on a diet of cigarettes, Diet Coke and skinny jeans.

Created by a Warrington residing curly haired Malbora Red Smoker.

"Hey Diet/trash! I've seen you on myspace, I love your jeans!"

by Katherinegreenfield May 23, 2007

Hollywood Diet

The act of losing a visible amount of weight due to a hard drug habit, usu. cocaine. Derived from the act of celebrities doing this and becoming unnaturally skinny in a short period of time.

"Lindsey Lohan was so cute until she started on the Hollywood Diet"

by A. Winehouse July 21, 2009

diet cock

low calorie semen

Diet cock is so low in calories; ever since i started dating a vegan, i swallow after giving him a bj.

by mat-e-kray March 8, 2020

Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.

Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(

by bootyclap189 December 31, 2011

Darfur Diet

Going on a hunger strike under the false pretense of protesting genocide in Darfur, or more generally under the false pretense of protesting any politically incorrect issue.

Mia Farrow felt a bit overweight, so she's going to Darfur Diet for 21 days instead of working out.

by ontheedge April 22, 2009

fame diet

When a celebrity is so hugely famous and seems to suddenly fall off the face of the earth.

Amy: What's Tom Cruise doing these days?
Bob: Katie Holmes.
Amy: Oh. I thought he just went on a fame diet.

by Weiss5000 May 1, 2007

Diet Ads

Those retarded ads that say "Eat this and never diet again" or "People call this the holy grail of dieting"

*Guy 1 on the internet searching for things on a website*
*Sees dieting ad that says "Eat this and never diet again" but is really saying "Click on this ad and get a bunch of spam mail"*
Guy 1: I FUCKING HATE THESE DIET ADS!!!
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: LOOK!!!
Guy 2: Oh...let's track down its IP address and kill the creator of it.

by Servbot3779 April 17, 2014