Desmond

Desmond if a mussy yellowed teeth black Haitian who always thinks he’s right but really needs to shut the fuck up and sometimes he acts gay round just for attention but truly and really he poor

Desmond Is really black and a bitch

by BBW black hat October 21, 2019

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews May 16, 2018

Desmond

Desmond also known as A desmond is an American Boy with Good Health
Desmond's are extremely masculine males with thier own type of order

they are boys at heart with great work ethics and a liking for clean feminine females

Desmond is a name to fear

If you speak bad or ill towards a desmond or his immediate family You are immediately immensely cursed for over 100 decades with no way to retract or karmalize or revenge the negative energy you first sent.
Desmonds are not stubborn they are truly aware of they're worthiness of Success and over achievements when they decide.
Desmond's deserve never ending free range of happiness and compliments and are granted what they deserve for themselves and their family.
Always compliment A Desmond

Desmond also mean nonbisexual and nonhomosexual which means to be strict and only being intimate with the oposite gender which is female={f}.

(Desmond tutu may or may not be a Desmond (Only time can reveal such info)

I'm happy I always compliment Desmond, He surly does deserve it.
Desmond is such a cool name I'm glad he's my friend

by UnoYoko February 12, 2022

Desmond

Desmond is the person everyone wants in there life if you ever get a chance with a desmond do not lose it he will love you and show that he cares for you a lot but hes very touchy but thats how he shows his love for you.

"whos that fine ass dreadhead over there with the brown nike tech"
"Oh thats desmond"

by ilovemybf69696969 March 8, 2023

Desmonde

The action of coughing and accidentally soiling ones pants

Whoops I did a Desmonde

by Matt Terrell December 15, 2017

Grape Desmond

Someone who fantasises about getting head from a dinosaur (particullarly stegosaur)

Guy 1: Hey why didn't you invite Fred
Guy 2 : He's kinda weird bro I heard a rumour that he's a grape desmond

by Thisplaceisf*ckingincredible June 18, 2022

Desmond Tutu-ing

When you speak Spanish and are Hispanic and are thrown by people especially family members into the idea you don't speak Spanish or any hispanic people like you are from somewhere below the Sahara or a Boer.

Desmond tutu-ing

by Gonzalo555777 January 2, 2022