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Dead Man Bounce

When someone of significant importance fakes their own death and goes into protective custody so they can provide the evidence needed to take down “International Crime Rings.”
“JFKJr’s mission is an epic case of “ Dead Man Bounce.”
by Edge of Seventeen July 16, 2021
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Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021
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Dead man's kiss

A kiss where the person dies during the kiss. This marks you to die next.
Friend:did he die!
Girl: ya at the end I think.
Friend you have the dead man's kiss
by Monkeykombat October 12, 2019
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Dead Man’s Bling

Jewelry one would get because of the death of a family member
Yo check out my new dead man’s bling I got from my grandpa
by Dmiester3007 March 14, 2018
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Dead Man Tells No Tales

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."
by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
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Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.
Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.
by Microweinerman September 10, 2023
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Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself
Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “
by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018
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