Swagger Dagger

A Penis. But not just any penis, must be a Boss. A penis that gets it done and has the confidence of a Banny Rooster. A cock of the walk. When you roll so hard and have so much swag you cock can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. When you text and drive your dick can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. That's a swagger dagger.

I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.

by Young Yu August 31, 2014

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Ring dang doo

The ring dang doo now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
Got a hole in the middle and is split in two

Now that's what you call the ring dang doo!

When I was just, a lad you know!
I met a gal from ol' Bordeaux

She had blonde hair, blue eyes too

She let me ride on her ring dang doo!

by Blacknotbeard June 24, 2021

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Hunger Dunger Dang

Name given to an overwrought and depressing singing style favoured by shitty neo-grunge bands. Used by the AV Club's music reviewer Nathan Rabin, but credited to his former editor, Stephen Thompson.

Hey, did you hear the new Nickelback album?

Fuck, no way, I'm not into that Hunger Dunger Dang shit.

by Vlad Kroeger October 22, 2010

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