rootless cosmopolitan

Term for Jewish intellectuals who are considered unpatriotic. Coined originally by Stalin

New York is full of rootless cosmopolitans

by mantis toboggan July 17, 2020

Jonathan's Cosmo

a cocktail made famous by A West Hollywood club personality. It consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a substitute for the regular recipe. This is an extremely "Divo" cocktail.

* 1 oz premium vodka (Belvedere, Grey Goose or Wyborowa)
* 1/2 oz Grand Marnier
* 1/2 oz cranberry juice
* 1/2 oz Chambord
1 lime wedge

We like to order Jonathan's Cosmo everytime we are at Here Lounge or The Abbey. It's as strong as jet fuel.

by West Hollywood Bartenders January 10, 2005

cosmos

1. A way to describe a location like "space".
2. Very vast and far away.
3. Slang for describing a strung out and very exaggerated punch.

you hear it coming, and you know it's already too late.

Chris: Oh shit do you hear that?
Peter: Omg I think I heard it to, but it couldn't be...?
David: Hey guys whats goin on?
SHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWOOOOOO.....
David: holy shit noooo!!!1
(POW)
Chris: A punch from the COSMOS!!!!
Peter: The gods have spoken, Aquarius have mercy on our souls!

by shitassfuck November 5, 2006

spinning cosmonaut

Sexual act, very classy. Involves sliding the penis between the breasts into the woman's mouth. Requires both parties to be truly elite.

The other day at the social club, I went for a spinning cosmonaut.

by James March 28, 2004

cosmopolitan

Cheap politically incorrect magazine for young sluts and whores which encourages teenybopperism and prepares young girls for a life as corporate whores. also claims its okay to be a slut, smoke weed, cut yourself, etc..

some guy: Katy reads cosmopolitan
other guy: Hmm.. that explains why shes such a slut

by towel401 September 22, 2004

cosmosexual

The female (semi)equivalent of a man being "Metrosexual." A cosmosexual woman interacts with men and life primarily for momentary 'high-status' ego gratification, and not real relationship. Exemplified by women's 'power image' magazines such as Cosmo and Vogue.

My date Friday was so cosmosexual about her corporate identity, it seemed like talking to a man - she was too much in her head to relax, be herself and flirt with me

by JonasOfToronto December 21, 2008

Cosmo Dyke

A feminine lesbian who is attracted to other feminine lesbians. They generally enjoy fashion, flowers, perfume, sex and the city, lingerie, lipstick, and sex with other cosmo dykes. Most prevalent in highly educated women. Also known as a Lipstick Lesbian.

"If I wanted to sleep with someone who looked like a man, I'd find a man. Where are all the Cosmo Dykes?"

by Kubed December 26, 2005