masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
by JamMasterJizz March 8, 2007
Get the having a tug of war with cyclops mug.
by yuck September 26, 2003
Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops
by Eric Foreman March 20, 2017
When a man gives a woman anal, and then smears his shit covered dick in-between her eyebrows, making a uni-brow.
“Holy shit Jess! How’s you grow a uni-brow?!”
“Oh don’t trip, Brad just gave me a dirty cyclops lastnight.”
“Oh don’t trip, Brad just gave me a dirty cyclops lastnight.”
by DSav99 July 25, 2021