tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.

It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.

by JamMasterJizz March 08, 2007

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 07, 2004

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

by yuck September 26, 2003

playing tug o war with cyclops

Is another term of masturbating

Hahaha he was playing tug o war with cyclops

by Eric Foreman March 20, 2017

Dirty Cyclops

When a man gives a woman anal, and then smears his shit covered dick in-between her eyebrows, making a uni-brow.

“Holy shit Jess! How’s you grow a uni-brow?!”

“Oh don’t trip, Brad just gave me a dirty cyclops lastnight.”

by DSav99 July 25, 2021

Cyclops Syndrome

Someone who uses their talents for an average purpose. Also a person who lacks vision and the courage to pursue their own endeavours, passions, etc.

"I like him he could go so far with his brand but he suffers from Cyclops Syndrome, he'll never take the leap!"

by EthTaf March 16, 2022