cybercrimes

The internet police; FBI cybercrimes division.

"Dude, I was trying to get on 12chan, but cybercrimes shut it down again!"

by anonarmy February 9, 2010

cyberhibernation

To take a break from all things electronically connected. i.e. texting, surfing the web ect.

Heather: Hey I haven't heard from you in awhile are you still alive?
Kevin: I go into a cyberhibernation during my vacation.

by Max Tungsten January 4, 2011

Cybersized

A girl that is looking so good,and swag is so unique and new that she looks as if she came back from the future.

Damn that girl is soo cybersized!!!

by T128 February 24, 2011

Cybersexy

Adjective.

Describes an individual who is more sexually appealing on their online profile, than they are in person.

Bill appeared hot online, but when I met him, I found out that he had blistering puss sacks on his penis, and his breath smelled like rotting flesh. He was cybersexy, but in real life he was gross.

by leftoverporkshoulder February 2, 2013

Cybercream

A gooey white or mint-colored substance which leaks from ones mouth after they have been holding a cell phone to their ear for an extended period of time. Marijuana users are at a far greater risk for this phenomenon.

After putting the phone down, she noticed the cybercream dripping from her chin.

by jerryshik May 12, 2015

Cybersideffiac

One who adamantly researches the side effects of a new prescription

I'm convinced I'm going to become (insert side effects) when I start to take this; I am such a cybersideffiac!

by Spanglemaker July 19, 2017

CyberPoseidon's kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your telephone dropping into the water and you start to nominate all the known divinities

The cyberposeidon's kiss is only for chosen few

by GigiSawdust April 16, 2018