cummed

I cummed all over your mothers face.

You had to wipe the computer screen because you cummed all over the place while you were beating it to cheap Japanese porn.

by i love the fact that u are actually reading this. 696969696969696969696969 May 19, 2007

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Guaranteed Cummer

A person (usually a man) who succeeds in busting a nut, 100% of the time when he engages in sexual activity. This is a term of high regard, and connotes that one has the sexual prowess to effectively release their load 100% of the time during sexual relations. Also known by the acronym GC'er.

Hey Kristen, I'd love for you to meet my friend, he's a great guy, a real mensch. Like all of the stallions who I call my wingmen, he is a Guaranteed Cummer.

What do you mean a Guaranteed Cummer?

Oh, he cums every time, 100% of the time!

by El Don Parchador January 4, 2011

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cummed

The past tense of the word cum which means to excrete a small amount of semen from the tip of the penis before ejaculation

I just cummed all over Mataya's face

Dude, I finally cummed

by Yugoslavian Frog March 15, 2011

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cummies

sperm. nut. milk. semen. children. A word girls use in a daddy relationship to make cum sound "cute". Can be male underwear that has been saturated with the DNA of the wearer. Also a cracker with semen on it.

"Senpai smack my ass and gimme those cummies! ヽ(☉ᗜ☉)ﾉ"

"I busted a FAT nut and my cummies went all over the place"

- "I just came on this cracker. Wanna taste it?
- Get your fucking cummie away from me you weird fuck"

by cumlord6969 September 22, 2022

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