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Clench Mode

The highly dangerous sitaution that occurrs when a turd is fighting its way out of your ass and you have to clench your sphincter to keep the crowning fecal matter from becoming one with your drawers
"I got stuck in traffic on the Interstate and had to pinch a loaf, by time I got home I was in full clench mode
by chilly pepper November 15, 2016
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Chencho

1. a fan given name for bass player Johnny Christ of Avenged Sevenfold, because of his boyish good looks and the running joke that his height causes him to get lost easily (see The Making of "Seize the Day" on "All Excess" DVD). Based off of a Spanish movie "La Gran Familia" which features a scene of an adorable little boy getting separated from his family (see YouTube "buscando a Chencho desesperadamente"). Chencho also refers to Johnny's ability to seem both bad ass and sweet (Beer Wine?), as Chencho is both short for Lorenzo and Inocencio. Lorenzo is the Spanish/Italian version of Laurence which means "One crowned with Laurel," like the Roman emperor Julius Caesar or the first Olympic athletes, and Inocencio which means Innocent.
2. Anyone who gets lost from the group they are with.
1. Viva Chencho!!
2. We love Johnny "Chencho" Christ!

3. Where the hell did Johnny Christ go? He must be pulling a Chencho, check your shoes!
by VivaChencho November 18, 2011
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vagina clench

When someone says something awkward and your vagina just happens to clench.
Sarah passed me in the hallway and said, "its smells like farts." I got a major vagina clench
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cenched

The meaning of a dip shit who has gone beyond being cancelled and is very much benched. To be cancelled and benched
Did you see who Hunter was texting? She’s cenched.
by rickiTbitch October 26, 2020
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Crench

To have an intense Slurpee craving.

To crave a Slurpee.
"Oh man, i'm crenching so hard right now."
by IReDanKuLouS January 11, 2010
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Butt Clencher

When I saw the hangover with my dad it was a real BC (butt clencher)
by John Thelampguy February 22, 2011
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Cunch

Hey, What cunch are you from?

In my home cunch we do a certain action.
by HarrisonS August 29, 2010
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