cubotomy

the destruction of portions of the brain by working in a cubicle.

For males, wearing a tie accelerates the process by cutting off oxygen to the brain.

Libido is also excised.

"He was such a fun guy in college--then he got a cubotomy."

by Mike Oxhard September 30, 2006

Cuban cuisine

A fusion of Spanish, African and Caribbean cuisines.

Cuban cuisine is the best.

by ccubanita June 18, 2009

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

cuban circumcision

Taking a cigar cutter to the Tim of a penis to get rid of the foreskin.

Fidel got one of those Cuban circumcision yesterday. He was waddeling to work today.

by Blackanddeckerpeckerwrecker January 14, 2017

Cuban BBQ

The act of removing ones penis after particularly messy anal intercourse, so the genitalia resembles a Cuban cigar, only meatier. The taken party, or a third participant then receives the 'cigar' orally and performs the act of 'smoking' the 'cigar'.

"On the way to Veracruz there's a chance encounter with a Cuban BBQ" Rick Stein

"Colin invited me for a Cuban BBQ this weekend. I know he spent a few years living in Munich, but I had no idea he got so embedded in the culture"

"Last summer Colin and I swapped photos of our 'BBQs', whilst I was taking a photo of my new Big Green Egg, a photo of his Cuban BBQ pinged to my phone. Colin and I haven't spoken since.'

by Chaqualila January 10, 2018

cubankaeya

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Cubankaeya is a goat aren't they?

by Wallygrahams April 14, 2022

cubankaeya

A strong sexy alpha who has the largest big fat juicy cock with glowing semen. No one can dominate him and currently is the strongest alpha dom ever. <3

Omg is that cubankaeya

by Finnitywinnity April 14, 2022