cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

by therealmia May 9, 2024

Cryptopsychology

the study of unknown psychological entities such as gods, elder beings, and anything beyond human understanding.

Cthulhu has begun to awaken, so the government called in a professor of cryptopsychology.

by IDKletmebe June 27, 2024

cryptobussy

What you name your anus when you have Cryptosporidium and are constantly shitting yourself

My cryptobussy is taking an absolute beating after every meal

by anonymous March 8, 2024

cryptissonance

The tension or disharmony that happens when one person in a relationship wants to stay private and off-grid (encrypulous), while the other shares everything online (decrypulous). A modern form of digital incompatibility — part love, part algorithmic anxiety. Basically, when your need for privacy meets your partner’s need for Wi-Fi.

Their relationship didn’t end because of cheating — it was pure cryptissonance. He lived offline; she lived on Instagram.

by Llamahu November 7, 2025

Crypto Fatique [cryptique]

A state of mind whereby the amount of crypto news is causing drowsyness & sleepyness, usually goes away quickly following a spike in value.

"That dude is so powerful, he just went metro cryptique state. Came out flying. I don't know what happened at the end of that metro trip." Crypto Fatique cryptique causing a downer, spike in value caused an upper.

by Cointopay September 17, 2018