crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard

after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust

by matt November 22, 2003

Crusty

(Adj.) The feeling one has after a night of modererate binge drinking that is not quite hungover but clearly uncomfortable. Related symptoms are stickiness, brain foggynes, and general dehydration (one could go so far as to say 'parched'.

"How are you feeling this morning?"
"Man, I'm feeling a bit crusty after that night of moderate binge drinking."

by somuchdramainthe153 August 23, 2015

Crusty

Can be used interchangeably with bitch or hoe.

Damn she is so crusty! Did you hear what she said about me?

by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017

Crusty

Describes everything that is just... ew. One can be crusty when acting like an asshole or just plain dumb.

EW! That teacher is so crusty for giving us that test!

by nickiminajssazz December 27, 2010

crusty

very hot like the surface of the earth (crust)

yoo thomas is crusty mann!

by rubemilymas March 2, 2020

Crusty

Someone who is part of extinction rebellion ... according to the current Prime Minister Boris Johnson.. People are proud to be a crusty, some absoloutley revolted. Its only a way for him to get through brexit sadly, by shaming protesters.

"Extinction rebellion are a bunch of uncooperative crusties"
"I'm proud to be a crusty"

by Ferretino October 26, 2019

Crusty

adj. Being nasty, gross, unpleasent, smelly, or just ugly

Man1: Hey guys!

Man2: Ewwww! Your so crusty dude!

Man1: I showered last week!

by Mexskimo March 1, 2011