crusty

when you do not wipe your ass for a month them pour lotion in your ass crack and let it sit for a week. this causes a crust that needs a jackhammer to remove it is so thick and hard
after that shit i didnt wipe and now i have ass crust
by matt November 23, 2003
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Crusty

Someone who is part of extinction rebellion ... according to the current Prime Minister Boris Johnson.. People are proud to be a crusty, some absoloutley revolted. Its only a way for him to get through brexit sadly, by shaming protesters.
"Extinction rebellion are a bunch of uncooperative crusties"
"I'm proud to be a crusty"
by Ferretino October 26, 2019
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very hot like the surface of the earth (crust)
yoo thomas is crusty mann!
by rubemilymas March 02, 2020
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adj. Being nasty, gross, unpleasent, smelly, or just ugly
Man1: Hey guys!

Man2: Ewwww! Your so crusty dude!

Man1: I showered last week!
by Mexskimo February 13, 2011
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-Negative connotation
1) The oppostie of fresh
2) Unstylish or poopy; often reffering to clothing or appearance
3) Uncool or informal; often rather unfitting into the category of awesome
4) Simply unawesome or mean; describing behavior or one's actions
"Bob has swag, he's very fresh. On the other hand, Fred is really akward and is rather crusty"

"His outfit was really crusty"

"I feel that franklin is a sort of social outcast and phariah, he's kind of crusty"

"The young man was so arrogant to other people, his actions were really crusty
by potatogirl4455 May 15, 2012
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Can be used interchangeably with bitch or hoe.
Damn she is so crusty! Did you hear what she said about me?
by DaBluff69 October 30, 2017
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Crusty

by Hebeve March 24, 2018
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