Crustave

Crustave is the crustacean king of the Crabs. In size, he does not differ from other crabs but that is not the reason to his ranking. Although not much is known about whether he is real or not, many believe he can outmatch Steve Buscemi in man to man combat. It was also reported in an old tapestry, that Crustave may indeed one day fight Luis Guzmán to protect this realm.

1: Have you heard of Crustave ?
2: Oh yeah the god of the ocean !
3: What ?!?! No, the king of crustaceans.

by Ilumanatee360 August 6, 2020

jack constable

A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.

person 1: Have you seen Jack Constable?
person 2: Can I see him? How can I miss him?

by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019

Ruby Constable

hottie, someone of high status and a gyatt.

you're so Ruby Constable core!

by BarackObama69 September 6, 2023

bustin crustaceans

you shoot shells out of a shotgun, and shells are crustaceans, so ur bustin crustaceans

also crustaceans are like bones, so if your bustin crustaceans, you might be breaking bones

yo dakilla, chirp these fools runnin up on are spot, im bout to start bustin crustaceans.

by ragz February 8, 2007

Constable Charming

An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.

Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.

Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

Crustalo

A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.

I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.

by relliknatas July 3, 2012

crustaceanism

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

by Crab God February 26, 2019