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moldy crouton

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.
Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?
by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011
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crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)
by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022
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SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER
FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.
by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010
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Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.
We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church
by Teemer November 15, 2004
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Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.
“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”
by hag4eva August 1, 2022
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Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021
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pants crouton

When you wipe your butt and you miss a little piece and it stays in your pants.
I was in a rush and now I have a pants crouton
by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015
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