SOCK CROUTON

WHEN YOU MASTURBATE IN A PAIR OF YOUR FRIENDS CLEAN SOCKS, THEN PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER

FUCK JOHNNY HE'S AN ASS I GAVE HIM A SOCK CROUTON.

by CHUBBY BUNNY February 5, 2010

crouton the berton

me: are you a crouton? i think you are a crouton

crouton: yes

me: JEEeeSHHHHH

basically crouton is a crouton and is DRIED BREAD yuh so poggies~!

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII cRouTONNnNNnnnN (crouton the berton)

by rawruwugirlhehepoggies May 1, 2022

moldy crouton

Amazing gang of children who make award winning films.

Did you watch Moldy Crouton's Annual 24-Hour Fun Fest?

by MADDOGERNIE August 24, 2011

Crouton o' Christ

The wafer or cracker used in the Christian communion.

We had Crouton o' Christ and grape juice today in church

by Teemer November 15, 2004

Crouton

A white person with seasoning. Doesn't wish to be classified with "crackers" and identifies more with BIPOC than typical bland wyppl.

Gotta let them know I'm a crouton not a cracker.

by Justindangerpants January 30, 2021

Crouton

A hipster on steroids - but not the cool kind. Recognizable by a) a bunch of face jewelry b) pink box died hair or c) thrifted cotton turtlenecks. The easiest way to spot a crouton however, is via their “artsy” Instagram feed.

Pinelopi: “There’s a new guy living across the hall!”
Sarah: “Ooouu is he cute?”
Pinelopi: “Meh, he’s a crouton”

by it’s Danielle not Daniel April 23, 2018

Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015