a word usually describing guys and how they do their hair.
they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.
they slick back their hair with a lot of gel and wind up looking like tailor-made from I love new york.
by lectora February 9, 2008
Get the crooked bookie mug.by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008
Get the crooked ostrich mug.a stupid nigger jew and tits in her ass that was aids
more commanly known "Emily Crookal" dude your stupid....you must be emily crookal cunt.
more commanly known "Emily Crookal" dude your stupid....you must be emily crookal cunt.
emily crookal
by bobobobobobobobobobob123456787 October 25, 2012
Get the crookal mug.*falls off pavement*
"Oh god, I just crookled"
"You did what?"
"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"
"Oohhhhh, I understand"
"Oh god, I just crookled"
"You did what?"
"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"
"Oohhhhh, I understand"
by Rochdalien April 20, 2017
Get the crookled mug.by dilshannn7 July 1, 2019
Get the Crool mug.SPOILERS
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering
Quotes:
"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck
"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar
"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa
"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker
"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik
"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
The second book in the six of crows duology (by leigh bardugo) and absolutely heart shattering
Quotes:
"We were all supposed to make it"-wylan van eck
"Little red bird let me go"-matthias helvar
"He was going to break my legs"-inej ghafa
"I would come for you. And if I couldn't walk, I'd crawl to you, and no matter how broken we were, we'd fight our way out together - knives drawn, pistols blazing. Because that's what we do. We never stop fighting"-kaz brekker
"I love you more than waffles, matthias helvar"-nina zenik
"Thought of me? Late at night? What was I wearing?"-jesper fahey
Person A: Have you read Crooked Kingdom yet?
Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob
Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof
Person B starting to cry: ...Yep
Person B: Yeah, chapter forty made me sob
Person A: I guess Matthias Helvar isn't bulletproof
Person B starting to cry: ...Yep
by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021
Get the Crooked Kingdom mug.The clip you reluctantly put in the Instagram video, of the filmer, because you feel bad for roping him into filming you.
Me: Why didn't you have room to put my clip in the insta vid dude?
Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(
Ryan: I had to put Victor's pity crook in dude! My bad :(
by BallSmelly January 21, 2015
Get the pity crook mug.