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portuguese crockpot

When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 20, 2017
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Crockpot

Crockpot means gross food is coming
by Penis fg May 26, 2021
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Crockpot

When a male clamps his tits to overcome the pain of putting his nuts into a female pussy
Bro I totally crockpotted that bitch Lucy last night
by Flypup July 12, 2021
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crockpot sex

A way to describe a long sex session. Made by Lucas Cruikshank.
Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
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California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
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Crockpot mouth

A symptom of someone who is possibly inebriated or perhaps just saying something sinister that is too far fetched to be true, but they can still put it in a sentence because apparently anything sounds good in it.
Dave: “finally, I found someone who will do this cocaine with me

Wayne: “Do you have crockpot mouth or something? Anyone would do free cocaine...”
by Ithink2much March 12, 2019
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