Crocoduck

One of the most prominant icons of modern day Christianity, the Crocoduck is capable of dispeling all arguements in favour of Atheism and Darwinism simply by not existing. Its sworn enemy is the platypus, which, in harsh contrast, is capable of proving god does not exist by existing.

Kirk Cameron: All throughout the fossil record and life, we don't find one of these; a Crocoduck. There's just nothing like it!

by Naton May 29, 2007

crocodiling

Speaking another language in front of another person who is speaking Esperanto

We were having a nice conversation in Esperanto, but then he started crocodiling me with rapid-fire Spanish.

by OtherScorpionfish August 16, 2018

crocop

Noun: Nickname for a croatian kickboxer Mirko Filipovic, who is known for his roundhouse kicks to the head.

Basically, who Chuck Norris wishes he was.

Noun 2: A devastating kick to the head, usually resulting in a concussion, a broken skull, and/or death.

John took a crocop to the head in last night's fight.

by Mr. Tuesday January 13, 2008

crocodotting

Leaping (light of step and firm of resolve) from crocodile to crocodile across a river, fjord, marshland, or other body of water with intent to cross or traverse said crocodile dotted body of water.

"Crocodotting aimlessly through the congo, Wilfred tugged listlessly at his adventure beard, his thoughts bearing the fruits of his erstwhile leaping and cavorting."

by John Knowles Williams January 1, 2009

croctopus

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.

Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!

by Crunchyness July 2, 2009

The crocodile

When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.

Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.

by DJ REK-1 June 17, 2018

crocodile slide

when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see

"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004