The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?
by Bardledoo February 15, 2023
Get the Crit Shaker mug.Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 18, 2022
Get the No Random Crits Syndrome mug.yo dat nigga music crit
by 💉💉💉💉 November 28, 2023
Get the crit mug.He was so upset that all he could do was crit.
I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?
I realize you're really upset. Oh no, are you going to crit?
by glount September 14, 2023
Get the crit mug.In a video game, a critical hit that occurs when a normal hit would have killed the enemy. Typically annoying in that the crit would have been desired when the enemy was at full health.
An example of a cosmetic crit in Fire Emblem: Three Houses
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
*Felix goes to fight some enemy*
*He has a 40% chance of landing a crit on the enemy*
*first hit: 34 damage, enemy is almost dead*
Player: Dang, no crits.
*enemy punches Felix back, Felix takes 10 damage*
Player: Would have avoided it if he’d gotten the crit, but oh well.
Felix, going for the killing blow: I’LL CUT YOU DOWN!
Player: Seriously, Felix? You couldn’t have gotten that earlier?
by Shepherd Guy July 20, 2022
Get the Cosmetic Crit mug.Short form for critical (critical condition). When someone is extremely high on a drug. Can be used to describe a stupid person, comparing them to that of an extremely intoxicated person.
originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
originating in 2014 by Cloud 9
Person 1: I smoked 40 poppers today i’m crit
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
Person 2: Carter and Butters just fought and they both lost. They’re so crit.
by cavemannoises August 23, 2022
Get the Crit mug.Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.
"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*
by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022
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