mexican credit card

A knife one would carry every day.

Person 1: Dude, I dont have any cash for the boritos.

Person 2: No biggie, the clerk looks like a pussy. Here is my mexican credit card.

by MBisaBP1 January 3, 2006

credit card hippie

a person who abides by a hippie lifestyle in the choice of dress (tie-dyes, peasant style dresses, birkenstocks) and music (Grateful Dead and Phish + other jam bands) but is well-off and buys expensive "hippie" products. (E.G. will buy a 30 dollar bead neckalace and a dress from Anthropologie)

Sue spent a total of 200 bucks on that hippie outfit.

by kayla December 7, 2003

Creditaire

A person who utilizes credit to live a lifestyle that would not normally be achieved with their income level.

"He ain't no millionaire, he's a creditaire!"

by BMoneyMega March 5, 2009

credit card

The worst mistake a college student can ever make is to get one.

Nuff said.

by kid July 22, 2003

Credit Munch

You are on the credit munch if you are combating the credit crunch by producing low cost tasty food on a budget.

"When you go shopping tonight don't forget that we are in the credit munch"

"credit munch dinner tonight kids !"

by ChicGriff March 21, 2009

Douche Credits

Related to karma. People like to believe that when you do something kind and generous you will be rewarded. Similarly, if you've been a real douche (asshole) they believe that karma will cum and thrust his big black dick into your mouth. And CUM again. So what hapens when we get CUM all over our new sweaters without having done anything to deserve it? Thats when you get a douche credit. This means you've already been punished for your future wrongs, so basically a douche credit is a get out of jail free card which you show to karma when you do something bad.

Person A: Fuck dude, why did you just beat the shit out of that helpless grandma and break an egg on that jew's head?
Person B: I have douche credits and I'm gonna use them all! Biatch! Asshole!

(Person B gets hit by a car)
Person A: Fucking idiot.

by That Douche Dude June 22, 2009

Facebook Credits

When you comment or like someone's statuses or photos, so that they will comment on your future posts.

Dude, 15 people liked my status! I guess I'm collecting all those facebook credits

by pornami February 27, 2011