When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
Get the Cream Cheese my Bagelmug. by yes daddy harder uwu March 17, 2021
Get the cream cheese ballsmug. by $crubstitute May 6, 2016
Get the soften your cream cheesemug. Cheese cream is a special sex recipe. It consists of male’s and females cum mixed together with grinded goldfish crackers. Then you add white wine and random beard hair from eBay. Then the woman shits into the mix and both participants drink all of it.
by 4242607342 hmu March 10, 2018
Get the Cheese Creammug. "You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
Get the stir the cream cheesemug. by Michael A Hunt November 21, 2016
Get the Cream cheese and jellymug. "I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
by roxxy403 March 16, 2024
Get the hot honey cream cheesemug.