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Crying session 😢

Basically, a crying session 😢 is somthing I have to do way to much to make sure I don’t explode. My friends are worried. I put on my songs to cry to playlist and eat litterly a whole gallon of ice cream then crap a whole ton the next day. The point is, depression sucks. And it’s not cool. 😔
Ayo BessieIMa go have a crying session 😢
by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021
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Micro-crying

/ˈmīkrō.krīiNG/

Micro-crying is when you spontaneously start ugly crying for only a few seconds. Then suddenly stop and suppress all of your anxiety and past trauma because bottling things up is easier than facing your problems.
"I micro-cried three times today because I remembered their is a world wide pandemic and I haven't spent time with another person for three weeks"

"I keep micro-crying because I'm two weeks behind in my classes but I just distract myself with instagram."
by SadDaddy;'( April 24, 2020
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creampie cravings

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!
Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!
by Quist787 August 28, 2021
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crying laughing emoji

something that is over used until the end if time.
by B1g Papp! December 7, 2017
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crying over spilled milk

To cry over spilled milk is to remain upset about a past loss. When milk has been spilled, it is wasted and cannot be used. There is no reason to keep complaining over the loss. Note that either of the words spilled or spilt can be used.
-I can't believe we're over! You're not even going to fight for me?
-stop crying over spilled milk, we're done...you really bruised my ego.
-oh, cry me a river!
by diva1227 August 17, 2006
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Taken from the 1992 film 'A league of their own', when Tom Hanks' character says it to own his female players who started to weep when she couldn't handle the criticism he had on her.

Outside of baseball, people replace the last word with their occupation (There's no crying in politics!///There's no crying in wrestling!///etc)

When someone says that to you, they actually want to say something like 'Be a man' or 'Don't be a pansy'.

A variant of the use was spotted on many websites, while commenting on Hillary Clinton's infamous speech in which she seemed to on the brink of crying.
* During the halftime of a baseball match *
COACH: 'ANDERSON! WTF where you doing out there!? Don't you have a f*cking brain or something? Not even a chimp hit the ball like that! Where you out of your f*cking mind? WHERE YOU??
ANDERSON: *starts to cry*
COACH: Oh come on, what the f*ck is this...
ANDERSON: *still crying* I'm sorry coach....I was stupid, I....*proceeds to cry even louder*
COACH: No! No, No, No! You stop that right now Anderson, do you hear me! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!
by Valmeijita August 6, 2008
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Claying

(verb)
The act of having a clay or claying; the opposite of declaying.

(noun)
A poo poo but not just any old crap; a healthy one that registers as type 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart and emerges into the world as a slither of soft, smooth, brown snakes, heaped in a rich, round, plentiful pile. This most excellent excrement has properties similar to clay (hence, the name) and is able to be pinched, rolled, cut, or built up in layers to form shapes of all kinds. Think back to that blind bird who made a sculpture of Lionel Richie's swede in the music video of 'Hello'.
"I've been thinking about you while blissfully claying, babe"

"Right kids, have fun with the clay but don't put it in your mouths as it's not meant to be re-eaten"

Other derived usage incudes reference to having a Cassius (a champion clay), having a Clay-tonne (after a particularly bountiful sitting) and being Clayborne (after an uncomfortable period of a prolonged dearth of clay).
by Amber Heard's Bed September 24, 2023
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