crapple

i combination of the words crap and snapple. usually expresses unhappiness.

"ahh crapple i broke my new phone!!"

by kaima lani May 15, 2009

Crapple

A dookie so large that it feels like your pushing an apple through your butt.

Good God! I was up on the toilet all night trying to push this massive crapple!

by Gym Shorts January 25, 2011

Crapple

VERB: To crapple. A word used to describe a really pony film script.

As in 'snap, crapple, pop'. Man, I read a review of that David Mamet film that said the 'dialogue really crackled'. 'Crappled', more like. All he does is make every character answer a question with another question.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

crappled

destroyed competition by "re-innovating" slumbering and badly implemented technology.

MP3 players crappled, tablets crappled

by diskgrinder March 23, 2010

Crapple

A combination of the words, "Crap," and, "Careful."
Pronounced, "Crap-ul."

When the boy almost ran into her, she said, "Crapple!"

by That Girl Who likes Dinosaurs January 23, 2010

Crapplecakes

A better way of saying, "crap." It also reminds one of apple cobbler instead of the impolite term.

Holy crapplecakes, I just won the lottery!

by CheeriosRGood February 18, 2011

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012