Crapitol

Capitol High School. Rival of Olympia High School, North Thurston High School, and many more high schools in Washington. They think they're all that, but their sports teams are crap. Therefore called "Crapitol."

Crapitol lost AGAIN to North Thuston!" "We have to play Crapitol again? Can't they just accept defeat?!" "Dude, you play like Crapitol!

by moimoimoimoi December 6, 2010

Crapiling

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

crapitulation

Giving up and agreeing to something terrible because caring is hard.

Vivian's attempt to avoid Comic Sans in their press kit ended in crapitulation when it became clear that victory would involve meetings with management.

by sofauxboho November 2, 2011

crapioca

Feces at the threshold between solid and diarrhea...when it's consistency could be compared to tapioca pudding.

He ate some bad vegetarian chili and now he has burning crapioca.

by AgentColdShadow April 9, 2016

Crapinpants

To have deficacte in one's own trousers or pants, as if they were unable to get to the proper waste treatment place in order to defecate in the process as under "normal circumstances."

I don't know if I can hold myself, and I might even have to go crapinpants!

by Mukis McCain June 21, 2018

Crapsident

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

by Kem mic February 20, 2018

Crapis

When a road is in a slippery condition

“This road is very crapis”

by cdawg222222222 February 28, 2019