Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

Capalert

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

high lung capacity

codename from decent size to big boobs on a girl (or guy)

Man I was staring at your mom's tits. She has some nice high lung capacity... Afterwards she gave me a boston pancake!

by hgu August 30, 2010

flux capacitor

The device that makes time travel possible.

I need more plutonium 252 for my flux capacitor.

by Ronda of the 7th level of Yarr!~ March 7, 2003

capalert.com

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.

by You know, that guy May 12, 2003

CAPA

(Creative And Performing Arts) An award winning, blue-ribbon school located in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Michelle Obama attended the school with the first ladies. CAPA can be heaven one earth or hell for students, it just depends on how you roll.

CAPA is an awesome school

by patiencepatient July 19, 2010

Carpartment

A car that someone more or less lives in.

I was gonna ask if James could pick me up in his carpartment, but I realized that he was too busy sleeping in it.

by Dan Sharfin December 20, 2005