Cranston

Cranston is the third largest city in Rhode Island. Located south of Providence and north of West Warwick. You can find a equal mix of characters in Cranston ranging from white trash, burn outs, snobs, and rich folks. But honestly Cranston is a very unique place with many perks to living there. 5 minutes from the city and only 20 from the beach. There are many good restaurants located in the area as well. The girls from Cranston seem to just be a lot more attractive, especially the girls from the west side. Cranstonians have a distinct accent, different from other Rhode Islanders. Even the creator of Family Guy, Seth McFarlane, likes the city so much he has be quoted in saying Quahog has been modeled after Cranston.

-" there nothing to do in Cranston!"

-" let's go pick up some girls at Garden City, yo!"

by richard d. nixon February 12, 2009

Crabstinence

The sacred vow to save oneself from crustacean intercourse until crustacean wedlock. It's about purity.

I would never bone that Dugeness, but I've taken a vow of crabstinence.

by savagenapkin January 11, 2009

Crasstafarian

A term used to describe someone who shares the same beliefs and is a fan of the Anarcho-Punk band CRASS.

Johnny is a crasstafarian.

by EE Destroyer February 23, 2007

Crapstar

Capstar is a stupid radio group made by Clear Channel there stations suck as hell and they play reggae on rock stations. They still play rock on the stations, but its either Linkin Park or Korn. Wow, no wonder radio sucks now days.

Boycott Clear Channel!

by anonymous January 19, 2005

Chanston

1. A talented amazing guy to be around usually makes everyone feel better, is smart , handsome, and everyone wants to be him ! Athletic and nice !

Girl #1 OMG is that Chanston
Girl #2 Yes Chanston he's so dreamy

Guy #1 I want to be Chanston
Guy #2 I wish I was Chanston

by Tayiaslodjvlvi d January 19, 2014

Crastic

Exceptionally terrible. A complete and utter waste of time for everyone involved on all levels.

Everything Harry as ever posted on the internet is crastic in the extreme.

by Rozzlol August 7, 2011

proffesional crastinator

A person who is good at doing anything as long as it is not productive in anyway towards the task at hand.

Ironically a professional crastinator often realizes true potential at their actual profession

**Man Aoun is so good at procrastinating he should figure out a way he can do it while getting paid and become a proffesional crastinator

by Bskoks13 February 11, 2009