cranial scat

When one partner uses a chisle to crack a hole in the other's skull and proceeds to shit on the brain.

Brian: How did Sarah die?
Tim: I gave her a Cranial Scat last night. The sex after was pretty nice though.

by FartBoxPuncher June 30, 2016

Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.

“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”

by G Crass February 22, 2024

The act of having sex inside someones nose, ear, mouth or even eye

the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible

"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."

"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"

by VastoLorde#969 January 4, 2011

when a person is EXTREMELY dumb and has no idea of what is happening around them.

Doc: sir, what is two plus two
patient: ................
Doc: just as I expected, he has cranial void

by stinkycumsock February 1, 2025

when you shoot someone in the forehead and then shit in the bullet hole.

“quit all that talk before i make your head a cranial hotpocket”

by sugomain April 20, 2020