Cranial

Cool, Crazy, What’s “In”, or What The Cool Kids Are Doing

The party last night was cranial!

by KatBizzle November 18, 2023

Cranial

Crazy; Cool; What’s “In”; What The Cool Kids Are Doing.

Man, that party last night was so cranial!

by KatBizzle November 19, 2023

Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Cranial Aids

Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.

“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”

by Doc. Cranial December 17, 2020

cranial void

when a person is EXTREMELY dumb and has no idea of what is happening around them.

Doc: sir, what is two plus two
patient: ................
Doc: just as I expected, he has cranial void

by stinkycumsock February 1, 2025

Cranial Roadkill

Cranial Roadkill: a ghastly wig, the worst toupee ever created.

“I cannot take a man with such cranial roadkill seriously”
“That wig looks like roadkill. Cranial roadkill”

by G Crass February 22, 2024