A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.
Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.
by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023
Get the Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)mug. An involuntary condition involving ones head up they're own ass securely. Often related to political, gender, genetic or other enviromental conditions, a learned behavior. Realization of the condition is key to the cure. People with this condition are always superb candidates for Darwin award.
That wench didn't even bother to stop or look for on coming traffic before backing out of her space. A clear case of recto-cranial entrapment.
by Quisatshaterack August 24, 2019
Get the Recto-cranial entrapmentmug. by ilikebluewaffles69 May 22, 2016
Get the cranial scatmug. The party last night was cranial!
by KatBizzle November 18, 2023
Get the Cranialmug. by sugomain April 20, 2020
Get the cranial hotpocketmug. by VastoLorde#969 January 4, 2011
Get the cranial insaineatosismug.