cranial crumpling

1) Using mind control to have ones way with another.

2) Telling someone your fantasies about him/her

1- See that hot girl over there? boy I'd like to give her a cranial crumpling

by johnny.protagonist February 19, 2009

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Cranial Penetration

A classy term for a blow job.

I enjoyed an evening of cranial penetration with my lady.

by Tymcob September 14, 2016

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cranial insaineatosis

the act of losing your fucking mind in any and everyway possible

"jay has a severe case of cranial insaineatosis."

"REALLY? HOW?"
"he saw a blue waffle"

by VastoLorde#969 January 04, 2011

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cranial nevernude

A (usually prematurely) balding male who is never seen without a hat, even when temperature, etc., render it absurd, and clings to it for dear life if wind or other circumstances threaten to remove it.

Derived from "nevernude," a reference to the TV show "Arrested Development."

"Dude, shave it, get some plugs, or just own it, don't be a cranial nevernude."

by turnedintoamartian May 17, 2010

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