calftractive

Used to describe a woman whose calfs are showing leading to being described in either a possitive or negative way.Usualy said in a sarcastic tone.

Bob:Dude look at that girl,she should not be wearing short shorts.

Steve:Yah that's totally calftractive.

by Killzark April 19, 2009

Craffee

'Crappy Coffee' Coffee that is not amazing. rubbish coffee , coffee that is not good.

I am drinking Craffee

by Derrankyle April 21, 2013

Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020

Hoover Crafting

Occurs when one farts in bed causing the sheets to float up and make the bed look like the bottom of a hover craft.

Matt: Dude I could hear you farting all night last night
Erik: Ya man I went hoover crafting last night

by Kochie June 23, 2012

Team Crafted

Team crafted is a popular group consisting of friends who play mostly Minecraft together. The group members (ordered by popularity) include SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome or JeromeASF, TrueMU or MinecraftUniverse, Ssundee, Deadlox or DeadloxMC, HuskyMudkipper or HuskyMUDKIPZ, BlueMonkeyYT or BlueMonkey, WeedLion, and DeceptiBonks (not actually considered a member but she is the artist). Several of the members (SkyDoesMinecraft, BajanCanadian, ASFJerome, MinecraftUniverse) are currently living together in Los Angeles, CA.

Person #1: Who is your favorite Minecraft YouTuber group?
Person #2: I can't choose between Yogscast or Team Crafted!

by homestuckingHetalian February 28, 2014

Magister Craft

GOD

Magister Craft is GOD

by HolconiusEstOptimumCandidatus June 2, 2018

Long Calf

A more politically correct term for "Cankles." Cankles are a condition where the ankle does not exist, the circumference of the calf extends all the way down to the foot.

"Long calf is a major turn-off."

by purplHayes March 30, 2019