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Craigslist

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.
Craigslist is trash
by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021
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craigslist tourettes

I was trying to buy a bike on craigslist and ended up in bill cosby's sex dungeon so now I craigslist tourettes
by Karl Kaiser May 30, 2018
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to Craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons/missing pet/missing antique car (for cars it is only in cases where people love their cars more than their actual significant others) report on Craigslist, but specifically in the lost and found section- a section designed for inanimate objects.
IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.
by Sexydimma June 8, 2013
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Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.
I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI
by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015
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Craigslister

an individual who frequently engages in transactions or other activities advertised on the website Craigslist
Marcus became an avid Craigslister after he purchased a couch for $50.00 on Craigslist.
by Craigslister-Negotiator April 18, 2015
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craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist
have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for'probably doesn't want to talk to you
by Sexydimma February 28, 2015
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craigslist quality

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way
1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!
by G7291 October 15, 2018
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