craigslist quality

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way

1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!

by G7291 October 15, 2018

Craigslist

Something that instills fear in the heart of a shift worker. Unnecessary work that can be done at anytime that is now needed to be completed immediately.

Wow that would have been a great night shift except we got titti fucked by Craigslist.

I thought Craig was just out smoking a Jimmy but he came back with Craigslist.

by CharlieSheenLookalike March 1, 2023

Craigslist

A place where people flip cars, and freaks try to sell you there shit. I am not shitting you! I have seen free joints, condoms of various makes for sale, used Playboys, people slandering other people in the for sale section, guys trying to spice up their used Nissans by having their fat middle-aged wife sit on the hood, a guy trying to convince you to make a living based on picking up discarded slot machine cards, and last but not least; I’ve seen countless ads for used hippie vans. While that may not be disturbing, it is certainly disturbing that these vans usually have shag carpeting, psychedelic paints schemes, and the vans tend to be named, “Felisha”.

Craigslist is trash…

by Biden is a dick December 27, 2021

Craigslisted

When the person whom you've recently broken up with starts hooking up with, banging, or otherwise engaging in trifflin acts in a desperate attempt to regain their self esteem. Usually the "ex" will do this with partners that are significantly sub par when compared to yourself. -what happens to the things that you don't need anymore and have long outlived their use to you? They end up on craigslist for someone else to use.

Steve: "Hey man, I broke up with Stephanie a week ago and she's already bangin Mike".

Friend: "Damn man, he is a douche, I can't believe she's been craigslisted already!?"

by Mustacheman October 7, 2013

Craigslist Baby

That one guy everybody wants to throw down an elevator shaft.

"Hey man the boss wants that report on llama feces theory report done by 4."
"That damn craigslist baby!"
Synonym: Lil' Jackass

by JimmyJones2.0 April 2, 2019

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 30, 2015

Craigslist throatcunt

The throat of an effeminate male that is well used by other men that he meets on craigslist while advertising the fact that he does indeed have a throatcunt that needs to be used as such.

I am a 32 year old man and I need another man to come fuck me in my Craigslist throatcunt.

by Manchvegaseddieg March 29, 2015