Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

crackle cooley

crackle cooley is what you have when you are not wearing any underwear and your pants are rubbing up on your cooley meaning your private.

This is so uncomfortable, i have crackle cooley.

by that crazy family July 23, 2019

Snack Crackle

To eat, or to snack on something.

Oh my favorite chips! SNACK CRACKLE TIME!

Damn, this popcorn is good. SNACK CRACKLE!

by RealmMav November 5, 2020

Crackle

a extensive and elaborate sound a car makes when it passes a speed bump at a high speed.

“Yeah I heard the car crackle”

by 1001889epf July 19, 2021

Advanced Overrun Crackles

Revo's pricey way of saying crackle maps which they once slated

'Newly release advanced overrun crackles'

by TheMoonWasHere October 22, 2018

Crackle tune

The mating call used by male owners of European hot boi hatches, namely Volkswagen's.

The crackle tune was invented to support the alphabet communities, it was so they could alert their boyfriends when nearing home.

This allows them time to douche and lube up for the imminent arrival of their man bun lover.

Did you see the guy with the man bun and the latte in the golf GTI? I bet his crackle tune brings all the boys to the yard.

by Swellestgorgon February 16, 2022

crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022