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Coventry Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and send a shit log from one man to the other. Known widely as the most efficient way to pass turds between two dudes.
I was about to go drop a deuce, but why don't we just get down to business and take a ride on the Coventry Transit!!
by Mizzlebone September 3, 2021
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10 covered all day

Someone who is beautiful all of the time has 10 covered all day long!
by I, Wreckerrr March 4, 2021
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Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.
Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.
by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016
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riding the covered wagon

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.
by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006
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cover your ass

To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.
You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.
by Kris Swenson July 14, 2006
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cover 2 defense

Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.
I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.
by whiteboyDJ October 28, 2009
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duck and cover

The way to protect yourself from everything from nuclear attacks to volcano explosions in the mid 20th century.
:Oh my God the soviets are attacking!!!
:Have no fear, just duck and cover.
(Boom, boom)
:Wow, thanks.
:Wanna go to the malt shop?...
by this is retarded April 23, 2006
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