courtesy napkins

Extra napkins left on the table at a fast food restaurant for the next napkin-lacking patrons to use.

A: You want these extras for your car?
B: Nah, leave 'em here for courtesy napkins.

I didn't know this burger would be this messy, thank God for these courtesy napkins.

by DangerDog11 April 18, 2010

Courtesy 45s

"Courtesy 45s" is a term used and seen amongst weightlifters in the gym. When one is finished with an exercise that requires lots of 45 lb. plates on each side, it is considered proper to leave one 45 lb. plate on each side for the next user instead of removing all of the weights.

Dave: "Since were done with the bench, should we remove all of the plates?"
Tony: "Nah, just leave the courtesy 45s."

by cparsley21 December 29, 2009

courtesy jerk

after declining to have sex with a guy you're hooking-up with, giving him a handjob so he doesn't get blue balls

Craig: Yo dude, I hooked-up with this chick last night.
Craig's friend: Nice dude, how was it.
Craig: Terrible, man. She wasn't down for sex, and I couldn't even cop a courtesy jerk.
Craig's friend: Damn dude, your balls must be heavy as boulders now.

by lykeageesix September 27, 2010

Courtesy Lick

Licking the opening to an orifice in order to provide lubrication to ease the pain of penetration. The licking is performed by the penetrating individual out of courtesy.

Can I at least get a courtesy lick before you fuck me?

by MaddyMatty May 22, 2011

Courtesy Cough

The cough, necessary or not, made by a bathroom stall dweller, alerting outsiders that the stall is in use.

With the stall lock broken, Brad felt the need to give a courtesy cough, just in case someone felt the need to intrude on his private poop area.

by TheSein September 13, 2011

courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.

I usually watch courtesy porn at work.

by Ethan Hunt Jr. October 24, 2008

courtesy flush

When you're in a public restroom, going number 2, flushing the toilet while you're still using it to lessen the odor and as a neighborly gesture.

Yo dude, give me a courtesy flush........you're making this bathroom rank.

by UnKleslam August 7, 2009