correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005

Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018

Department of Corrections

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.

The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.

by Princess22 October 20, 2008

market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.

Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.

by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020

correction officer

Total loser who keeps an eye on locked up cons.

by M&M August 27, 2003

Figgy (correction)

a nickname given to one who is a beast at football, preferably noseguard/nosetackle

figgy

(correction) is a beast. hey figgy (correction) nice sack!!

by thenumber 63 September 4, 2009

Correctum

A condescending or rude way of telling someone they are correctum

“I think Paris is the capital of France.”

“Correctum.”

by bustergonad April 10, 2022