Cornelius

The practice of sequentially inserting each digit of your hand into a man's anus and then licking them clean.

"Let me prove how much I love you and give you a Cornelius."

by Jobble October 10, 2011

Cornelius

Someone who thinks they're all that. Who enjoys peacocking through city streets showing off their great biceps and good looks that they're convinced they have.

Hey that guy is the most big headedest person I've ever seen!

You mean Cornelius?!

by Woodstock01 June 30, 2011

Cornelius

A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish. Don't get near him when he's horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind, nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.

Girl 1: "So how did your date go Amanda?"
Girl 2: "Not so great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 29, 2015

cornelio

An uncool guy that thinks he's hot and cool but he's only a cookie.

"Dude, you're like totally ignoring that little kid that's talkin' to you, dude."
"Who cares, dude. It's only Cornelio"

"Who's that little kid that keeps dancin' like a crab?"
"Dude, it's like cornelio, dude."

by Ana April 9, 2003

Cornelius

Cornelius can be verry emotional so if u see a Cornelius go hug him. Some of them is trans, so ask what they’re pronounce is not if they’re boy or girl...

Cashier- hey girl, what do u want?
Me-stfu I’ma boy, mah name is Cornelius

by Tiril May 29, 2020

Don Corneilius

To commit suicide via gunshot to the dome.

He was missing for three days before they realized he had pulled a Don Corneilius and shot himself in the head.

by Orangemoon March 27, 2012

Cornelius

Derogatory term used for someone (usually a male) who acts in an exceptionally corny or cheesy manner. Often used after a disastrous attempt at being romantic.

Josh: Your eyes are like the summer wind, Tanya

Tanya: Nice try, Cornelius

by ado potato December 20, 2007