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Crack a Bottle

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.
1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.
by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009
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Boob Crack

Basically just cleaveage. like a buttcrack only in the front and on your chest formed from 2 large boobs pressed together.
"A slippery coconut noodle just slid down my boob crack!"

"wow, she is showing a lot of boob crack"

"my dang titties are too small for me to have a boob crack"

person a: what are you staring at?
person b: your amazing boob crack!

Boob crack: a great place to carry a cell phone.
by Harrison's Girl July 10, 2012
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crack wise

To be sarcastic and/or engage in witty banter, for the purpose of creating a humorous moment --- in particular with mates or friends;
"What's the matter? You got nothing to crack wise about?" (Miller's Crossing)
by onemodbird December 11, 2013
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on crack

Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something
Man, you on crack! You will never get with that chick.

That biology report is on crack man.

Dude, Ms. Stanton's on crack! She gave me a friggen C+!!!
by TheDuke January 25, 2005
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internet crack

Addictive, time consuming web sites that have little or no benefit for abusers except to make them feel good.
MySpace, TagWorld and porn sites are examples of internet crack.
by the migster January 27, 2006
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Cracka

A white person.

Contrary to popular belief the term cracka (or cracker, the alternative spelling) is assigned to white people not because of the sound of a whip (which is nothing more than an attempt at reverse psychology, i.e. white power), but because the skin of a white person is prone to cracking in the sun.

18th century crackas did not have access to the luxury of modern sunscreen and were therefore prone to sunburn which causes white skin to crack and flake, as such slaves used to refer their captors as crackas.
Slave 1: "Hey Jones, stop digging that escape tunnel and get back to work".

Slave 2: "Why? I'm almost done."

Slave 1: "That Cracka is coming".

Slave 2: "Which one?".

Slave 1: "The lazy one who has been out in the sun all day watching for runaways".
by JusHonest February 16, 2014
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crack pairing

A romantic pairing (whether it be from a video game, movie, book, etc) that is completely implausible and/or bizarre, but people support it anyway, for laughs or otherwise.
Barret x Red XIII is a crack pairing.
by Espiria September 2, 2008
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