cooler

synonym for jail

also clink, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

This kid I went to school with got thirty days in the cooler for fleeing the police while drunk

by ricky roma November 18, 2003

Coolest kid on the block

Me

I’m the coolest kid on the block

by Mikethetrain73 May 25, 2018

wine cooler

A unhardcore way to drink, a sugarcoated version of malt liquor

Yum, pass that red wine cooler

by polska nikki~ May 18, 2005

Cooler Pirate

noun, person; a cooler pirate is that little basturd that sneaks beer out of someones cooler when they are not paying attention at an outside party.

(inside party is a fridge pillager)

"Oh, damn, Tommy and Sara are here."
"So."
"They steal beer all the time, watch your shit!"
"They do? Fucking Cooler Pirates"

by J_Hawk08 December 9, 2007

Cooler By Association

The effect that when you hang with people that are cooler than you, you in effect become cooler.

Eversence I started hanging with the preps I have become cooler by association.

by Josh Ginoza January 4, 2009

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.

Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.

by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

Coolerific

Having a level of awesomeness and greatness that cannot be defined and makes others jealous in your presence, as well as makes others feel the need to be more like you.

Boy 1: Man that guy right there is coolerific!
Boy 2: Yeah, he is the most awesome guy ever. I wish I could be just like him.

by MrPresident April 30, 2013